DARK VADER CHRONICLES
28 May
WITH THE EXECUTION OF ORDER 66, THE SITH ORCHESTRATED THE COUP D’ETAT THAT TURNED REPUBLIC INTO EMPIRE OVERNIGHT. BUT NOT ALL HOPE WAS LOST. EVEN WITH THE JEDI ORDER ALMOST ANNIHILATED, A REBELLION STILL FORMED, & THE KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC WHICH HAD ONCE NUMBERED IN THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS HAD BEEN RENDERED TO A HANDFUL OF SURVIVORS.
WITH TWO VADER PROTEGES ON THE LOOSE IN THE GALAXY WHICH ONE WILL PROVE SUPERIOR. THE DARKSIDE OR LIGHTSIDE? AS THE REBELLION MOVES INTO FULL GEAR, & THE AWAKENING OF THE FORCE ON THE HORIZON, BRING ON THE LIGHT SABER DUELS.
THE CHILDREN OF TH SITH
21 May
FOR SOME THE SITH DONT EXIST. FOR A FEW ITS IS A REALITY. WITH A FRANCHISE REVAMP JUST ON THE HORIZON, IT FELT APPROPRIATE TO FAMILIARIZE OURSELVES WITH THE WORKINGS OF A SITH LORD.
A SITH IS SELF SERVING, AND VEILED IN SECRECY, SO WOULD IT BE SURPRISING THAT THEY MADE SOME DARK ALLIES ALONG THE WAY?
A SITH OPERATES FROM THE SHADOWS, LIGHTNING FAST REFLEXES, RAZOR SHARP WIT. THE HOUSE OF VADER IS A REVEALING PLACE
DADDY OWNS TH INTERNET
19 May
IT IS A HARSH REALITY THAT RESOURCES MAKE MAGIC HAPPEN. WHEN DADDY IS A DOT COM CZAR, ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL YOU GAIN ACCESS TO THE PERKS OF THE MAGIC ROLODEX.SHAZAM
THE YOUNGER DAYS, MILEY & LIZZIE AT DISNEY. LAST YEAR WE DID A RUNDOWN OF THE TOP 10 ARTISTS, & WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE, WE WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT MILEY CYRUS & LANA DEL RAY HAVE MADE THE TRANSFORMATIONS NECESSARY TO ENTER INTO THE SUSTAINED PERFORMANCE CATEGORY. WHEN THIS PICTURE LEAKED ONLINE THE FORUMS WERE ABUZZ. LANA DEL REY EXPOSED!
THE UPROAR OF THE OVERNIGHT INTERNET SUPERSTAR WAS SUBSTANTIAL, BUT THE TRUE REVELATIONS OF WIZARDRY BEGGED TO ASK, WHERE DOES THE REAL END, & LANA BEGIN? CARMENS STREET WISE LOLITA IS REPLACED BY THE SULTRY JAZZ SINGER UNDER THE SPELL OF A CHARISMATIC CULT LEADER. ENTER ULTRAVIOLENCEHEADING TO THE WEST COAST WITH A BIBLE & A GUN, ON THE RUN. THE CONFESSIONS OF A CULT SURVIVOR ARE REAL, LISTENING TO ULTRAVIOLENCE, READING SVALI, SO MANY MORE THINGS BEGAN TO MAKE SENSE. PUBLISHED IN 2000 ONLINE, THE COURAGE IT TAKES TO LEAVE THE CULT, & THE IMPLICATIONS OF BEING A DIAMOND.
EAST END XY WEST END XX
5 May
THE FIRST DROPS OF THE MORNING RAIN TRANSPORT US BACK TO EAST LONDON, WHERE THE RAINY MORNINGS YIELD WAY TO STEAMY NIGHTS. LONG BEFORE TRANSATLANTIC LOVE AFFAIRS BLOSSOM, LONGINGS MUST MUSTER. LOOKING BACK AT PREVIOUS POSTS, IT APPEARS WE ARE CONFLICTED WHICH TYPE OF LOVER IS MORE ENTICING? THE ELUSIVE MUSE WITH A DOUBLE BARREL LAST NAME WHO WILL ONLY REVEAL HER WORLD TO YOU WHEN SHE DEEMS YOU WORTHY/ OR THE FLAMBOYANT DEBUTANTE THAT HAS IT ALL?
BOTH PROVE DIFFERENT CHALLENGES, BUT THE WOMAN WHO ALWAYS MAKES HERSELF KNOW IS THE D.O.D. (DAUGHTER OF DIGNITARIES) SHE IS INTERNATIONAL, CONNECTED, IN THE KNOW, & NEEDS NOTHING. THE ONLY APPROACH THAT WORKS IS TO ENTERTAIN HER. POINT OUT SOME HUMOROUS SITUATIONAL ANALYSIS, THEN DON’T LET OFF THE FUNNY SAUCE. THE SECRET IS WEST END GIRLS LOVE TO “ROUGH IT” THEY GET BORED OF THE SAME WEST LONDON WATERING HOLES. THE NOTTING HILL ARTS CLUB & CHINA WHITES EVERY WEDNESDAY GETS OLD FAST. THE SUITOR MUST WHISK HER AWAY TO THE OUTSKIRTS OF EAST LONDON, TO SOME MIXED UNDERGROUND CLUB, SHE WILL BE ENAMORED WITH THE “ALTERNATIVE SOCIETY”, SINCE SHE IS ONLY USED TO THAT TIGHT UPPER CRUST MEAT MARKET, SHE CAN LOOSE HERSELF IN THE TRANSCENDENTAL BEATS & FLAVOUR. THE WHOLE TIME DANCING TO THE BEAT SO SHE NEVER FEELS THE MINUTES TURN INTO HOURS. DON’T GET IT TWISTED, AFTER SHE IS SEEN SAFELY TO HER RESIDENCE, THE BALL IS IN HER COURT. BUT SHE KNOWS YOU DON’T PLAY BY THE NORMAL RULES.
WHEN SHE INVITES YOU, WELCOME TO GROUND ZERO, HOME OF THE SLOANE SQUARE TOFF. USUALLY NAMED OLLY, WE COULD USE OTHER TERMS FOR OBNOXIOUS ARROGANCE, BUT WE SHALL KEEP IT ALL CHIVALROUS. NO DANCING. ONLY CONSTANT ONE UPSMANSHIP, BUT GREAT COCKTAILS. AFTER AN HOUR OF THIS, ON TO THE NEXT DESTINATION: SOME CLUB YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF WITH PEOPLE QUEUED UP, BUT YOU GO STRAIGHT DOWNSTAIRS, TO THE RESERVED TABLE IN THE BACK CORNER, WELCOME TO HER WORLD. THE 90’S R&B REWORKS MAKE THE EARLIER PAGEANTRY DISSOLVE INSTANTLY, LOCKING EYES & SYNCHRONIZING STEPS TO THE BEAT. HERE DANCING ON THE TABLE IS JUST AS OBLIGATORY AS THE BOTTLE SERVICE.
NOTICING TWO WOMEN SHARING A HUGE DUFFEL BAG DO A COSTUME CHANGE ON THE DANCEFLOOR, LOOKING OVER TO SEE ONE OF THEM REACHING FOR THE ORANGE JUICE ON THE TABLE, I SEE M’LADY MARK HER TERRITORY FASTER THAN A FLASH OF LIGHTNING. THEN I PUT TWO TOGETHER AND SEE THAT THESE GIRLS ARE WORKING. . . WHERE ELSE WOULD A COURTESAN LURE THOSE PRINCE HARRY TYPES? WHEN THEIR MASCULINITY & MONEY ARE ON DISPLAY. NEXT SPOT THE PIMP, WHO IS TOO CHEAP TO BUY HIS GIRLS A DRINK. WELCOME TO POSH, UPSCALE WEST LONDON. NEXT SPOT IS A CENTRAL LONDON HOTEL, WHERE JAMIE FOXX & COLIN FARRELL WORKING THE HOTEL LOBBY WITH MODEL ARM CANDY FOR SOME HOT FILM DEBUT AFTER PARTY. HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES, WHEN R TWO WORLDS COLLIDE.
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