Archive | March, 2017

MILLI VANILLI MANIFESTO!

31 Mar

NOTHING GIVES US THAT A-HA MOMENT QUITE LIKE MILLI VANILLI.  BEFORE MILLI VANILLI WAS CHILDHOOD’S END, & BEFORE THAT WAS THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES. 💿GIRL, YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE.CONSENSUS REALITY ONLY WORKS IF WE WILLINGLY PLAY ALONG. FAKE NEWS, FAKE NUMBERS, FIAT MONEY.  REALITY IS CHEAP STAGE EFFECTS & RE-USABLE SCRIPTS. ALL TRUTH PASSES THROUGH THREE STAGES. FIRST, IT IS RIDICULED. SECOND, IT IS VIOLENTLY OPPOSED. THIRD, IT IS ACCEPTED AS BEING SELF-EVIDENT.  FOR EVERY MILLI VANILLI, THERE ARE MANY LANCE ARMSTRONG, & FOR EVERY LANCE ARMSTRONG THERE IS A JERRY SANDUSKY.  SOCIETY 💖’S OSTRACISM. ALL SCAPEGOATS ARE SURROUNDED BY ENABLERS, WHO CARRY ON AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED… AFTER ALL IT IS BUSINESS AS USUAL💰💰

RESURRECTING THE RONIN

29 Mar

A MILLENNIAL GENTLEMAN

22 Mar

GENTLEMEN NEED NO INSTITUTION. INSTITUTIONS NEED GENTLEMEN.THE MILLENNIAL GENTLEMAN.  MILLENNIAL – HUMAN BORN SINCE JAN 1ST 1982🎉.  GENTLEMAN– GENERALLY MEN OF HIGH BIRTH OR RANK, GOOD SOCIAL STANDING, & WEALTH, WHO DO NOT NEED TO WORK FOR A LIVING. THE MILLENNIAL GENTLEMAN IS A REAL MENACE 2 SOCIETY SINCE WE NEED NOT THE LIES OF INSTITUTIONALISATION.THE IDEA THAT ANY MILLENNIAL GENTLEMAN WOULD WILLINGLY BECOME A LIFELONG WAGE SLAVE☠️ IS HARD TO BELIEVE.  SELLING EMPTY PROMISES OF HIGHER EDUCATION, UPWARD MOBILITY, & THE AMERICAN DREAM IS. SO WE PUBLISHED💻 THIS TECHNOTRONIC ERA. STORY SHORT, THE GOAL OF THE NWO IS TO CREATE A ZERO GROWTH ECONOMY.  LOOK AROUND THE MATRIX LATELY? WERE YOU LISTENING NEO, OR WERE U MORE INTERESTED IN THE LADY IN THE RED DRESS💃

THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY

21 Mar

THE TIME FOR CHEER IS HERE.  WITH THE COLD SPELL BEHIND US, & SPRING IN THE AIR, THE TIME FOR ANOTHER INCREDIBLE ADVENTUREWE SEARCHED LONG & HARD, FINALLY FINDING AN AVIAN SANCTUARY IN HOMESTEAD.  IT WAS A VERY DIFFICULT DECISION, BUT THE RIGHT ONE.  THE MASSIVE ESTATE HAS A BEAUTIFUL FRESH WATER CORAL POND, & CHAPPIE WILL HAVE  NEW FRIENDS TO SOCIALIZE WITH, & HIS OWN POOL TO COOL DOWN IN THIS SUMMER, MOVE OVER DELANO 🏊.

WELCOME HOME CHAPPIE!

16 Mar

WELCOME HOME CHAPPIE!  SOMETIMES GETTING YOUR DUCKS IN A ROW ISN’T STRAIGHTFORWARD.  WE ASKED A VET, WHO SENT US TO A 24 HOUR VET, WHO WOULDN’T SEE OUR DUCKLING.  THEY REFERRED US TO THE BIRD SANCTUARY THAT ONLY HELPS BIRDS OF PREY, & THE PELICAN SANCTUARY WOULDN’T HELP EITHER.  A WILD GOOSE CHASE.AN ANIMAL LOVER & ANIMAL PROFESSIONAL ARE DIFFERENT.  THE FOUR EXPERTS WE REACHED OUT TO HELPED WITH ZERO RELEVANT INFORMATION.  IT WAS TO THE INTERNET ONCE AGAIN FOR ADVICE💻.WE FOUND A DISCARDED BABY CRIB BOX, WHICH WE TRANSFORMED INTO A LARGE HOUSE FOR CHAPPIE.  PRIORITY BOXES MAKE GREAT FLOORING. NO BREAD FOR DUCKS. THEY LOVE PEAS🥗& A BIRD BATH!

ADVENTURES IN SCOUTING

13 Mar

A SCOUT IS TRUSTWORTHY, LOYAL, HELPFUL, FRIENDLY, COURTEOUS, KIND, OBEDIENT, CHEERFUL, THRIFTY, BRAVE, CLEAN, & REVERENT.AS THE SUN STARTED SETTING ON OUR EVENING BIKE RIDE WE CAME ACROSS A RATHER UNLIKELY TRAVELER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.THIS LITTLE CHAPPIE HAD NO FAMILY TO BE FOUND, SO WE HAD NO HESITATION IN RESCUING OUR FIRST FEATHERED FAMILY MEMBER.

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRITS

10 Mar