MIAMIS SUITE SUMMERS X

11 Jul

WELCOME TO MIAMIEVERYONE LOVES A GOOD SUITE.  IT MAKES ANY VACATION SWEETER.  IN MIAMI YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. WHY PAY $280+ FOR A SOBE ROOM, WHEN YOU CAN GET A SUITE IN BRICKELL FOR HALF? NEW RESORTSOUTH BEACH HAD ITS HEYDAY IN THE 90S, SO IN 2015 UNLESS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR H&M RETAIL THERAPY OR A $25 BLUE COCKTAIL, THE WATCHWORDS ARE OVERPRICED, & PRICE GOUGING, OCEAN DRIVE ISN’T YOUR FRIEND.  WE WATCHED ANTHONY BOURDAINS RECENT MIAMI SPECIAL ON CNN.  IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST CRINGE WORTHY EXPERIENCES WE HAVE SEEN IN RECENT HISTORY.  BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS WRONG.  EATING WITH QUESTLOVE AT YARDBIRD? HUH?  LAS ISLAS CANARIAS? FOR REAL?MIAMI PARTYWATCHING THE SPECIAL MADE US APPRECIATE THE MIAMI WE KNOW, & THE MIAMI WE PRESENT TO OUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, & GUESTS WHEN THEY COME TO THE MAGIC CITY.  SURE YOU GO OUT ON SOUTH BEACH ONE NIGHT, BUT YOU DON’T BASE YOUR VACATION AROUND IT.SOBE POOLSIDEARRIVING AT MIAMI INTERNATIONAL, WE ALWAYS RECOMMEND TAKING THE ORANGE LINE TO VISCAYA.  NOT ONLY ARE YOU SAVING YOURSELF A $40 CAB RIDE, YOU GET TO SEE MIAMI, MINUS THE TRAFFIC JAM.  ARRIVING AT VISCAYA STATION YOU ARE GREETED WITH CORAL FOUNTAINS, TROPICAL TREES, AND A NUMBER OF TRANSPORTATION OPTIONS, FREE TROLLEY, BUS, CAR-TO-GO, CITI-BIKE, & TAXI SERVICES.  VISCAYA IS 5 MINUTES FROM BRICKELL, LITTLE HAVANA & COCONUT GROVE, WHICH IS WHERE WE ALWAYS RECOMMEND VISITORS STAY, BRICKELL IS MORE CENTRAL & OFFERS DINING, NIGHTLIFE, & FREE TRANSPORT VIA THE METRO MOOVER, WHILE COCONUT GROVE OFFERS A MORE RELAXED, EUROPEAN VIBE.CLOISTERSTHE PREMIUM YOU PAY TO STAY ON SOUTH BEACH, WILL COVER TRANSPORTATION, DINING, & ACTIVITIES. NOT EXPLORING MIAMI BECAUSE YOU STRANDED YOURSELF ON SOUTH BEACH ISN’T A GOOD LOOK IN ANY SEASON.  MANY TRAVELERS SUFFER FROM MAGAZINE MYOPIA, ONLY VENTURING TO PLACES THE NY TIMES CO-SIGNS, MISSING THE REAL CULTURE & VIBE OF MIAMI COMPLETELY.HIDDEN TREASUREBUENOS AIRES BAKERY IS SITUATED NEXT TO A DENNYS.  THEY MAKE AMAZING PASTRIES & EMPENADAS,  YET TOURISTS TRAVEL ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO EAT A GENERIC GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST.  THE SAME IS SEEN ON LINCOLN ROAD,  YOU WILL ALWAYS CATCH ITALIAN FAMILIES EATING STEAMING PLATES OF PASTA IN THE SUMMER HEAT.  VACATION BRAIN IS CONFUSING SINCE PEOPLE HAPPILY PAY X3 MORE FOR EVERYTHING WITHOUT EVEN BATTING AN EYELID. WIERDBRICKELL SUMMER4 NIGHTS IN A $280 SOBE ROOM – $1,120, 4 NIGHTS IN A $120 BRICKELL SUITE- $480.  DON’T GET PUNKED ON YOUR NEXT MIAMI VACATION.SUMMER LOVE

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